What Kind Of $hit Is That

Since last month there was mother’s day and I didn’t get anything for my mom, I’m going to dedicate this week’s W.K.O.$.I.T. to all mothers. Let me start by giving them some advice: stop driving pick-up trucks you “nappyheaded hoes”(Imus); that shit is unattractive.
Trucks are big and are used for moving shit; girls don’t move shit and should not be allowed to drive (at all) large vehicles their weak arms and simple minds can’t handle.
In recent discussions with an expert in the field of stereotyping, Matty G, I was informed that the only type of girl that drives a truck is in fact not a girl at all. Words used to describe these people were: lesbians (not the hot kind), dykes, or chicks with dicks. Yes, people that look like girls but instead of producing sweet jelly, they produce mayonnaise.
Now ask yourself, "does this lady have a peter?":



Answer: she doesn't. I love that woman in the picture above.

Love,
T.H. Dollar sign